Quotes

The man, The Boy and The Donkey

A man and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: "You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon ?"

So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: "See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides."

So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn"t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: "Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along."

Donkey in the well

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

2 dollars and 1 hour

A father came home from work very late, tired and frustrated after a busy day at the office. He just got home, five-year-old son waited since when asked:

- Daddy, may I ask you a question ?

- All right, what are you asking ? - The father replied.

- Father, how much money an hour ?

- That's not your job. But why you ask such a thing, huh ? - He announced out of patience.

- I want to know that - Children begging.

Story of three great teachers

When Hasan, a Muslim philosopher, near death, someone asked him : "O Hasan, who is his master ? "

Hasan replied: " Those of us teachers abound. If the names of the points he would spend months every year, and thus too late because my time is very limited. But we can talk about our next three teachers.

The first one is a thief. One time we lost in the desert, when we go to a village and it was already very late, everyone will go home to sleep at all. But we also finally found a person, he's broken into a house in the village. I asked him refuge can see where, he replied: " Late in the night it was hard to find space base, he could come in my place if he is not afraid to live with a thief. "